🌑🚨 BREAKING MINUTE: THE TOTAL ECLIPSE OF AUGUST 12 IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE 😂
When thousands of people had already prepared their glasses, chosen the best viewpoints and studied until the last minute of the eclipse, the news that no one expected arrived: the total eclipse of the Sun scheduled for this Wednesday, August 12, has been suspended until further notice.
According to absolutely unreliable sources consulted by Camino de Santiago RTV , the problem would have occurred during the last hours, when those responsible for the organization verified that the Sun had not yet presented all the necessary documentation to participate in the event.
The Moon, for its part, would have communicated that it is willing to place itself in front of the Sun, but demands that its schedules be scrupulously respected and, above all, that it be stated in writing that it does not plan to stay even a minute longer than agreed.
🌞 The Sun defends itself and assures that it has been rising every day for millions of years without anyone ever asking for permission.
🌑 The Moon responds that she is simply complying with her orbit and that she does not understand why now everyone wants to take pictures of her.
⭐ The stars, meanwhile, have preferred not to make statements.
The situation would have become even more complicated after it was discovered that Mercury is retrograde, a circumstance that, as everyone knows, allows practically any administrative, sentimental or astronomical problem to be justified.
There would also be last-minute difficulties with the security device. The authorities remind that looking directly at the Sun can be dangerous, while the Sun would have responded that it has not authorized millions of people to stare at it for several minutes either.
At numerous points along the Camino de Santiago the news has caused real commotion. Some pilgrims had already booked accommodation, others had bought special glasses and some had even calculated exactly which kilometer they should be at when it started to get dark.
Pilgrim associations ask for tranquility.
The hospitaleros assure that they will continue to open the shelters with or without an eclipse.
And a pilgrim who has been walking 32 kilometers since six in the morning has declared:
—They have suspended what? All I want is to get to the hostel, shower and have a beer.
🍺 Sources close to the negotiation assure that this latest proposal could definitively unblock the conflict.
Meanwhile, people who have bought glasses to observe the phenomenon will be able to keep them until the Sun and Moon find a new date that suits both parties.
Several alternatives are already being studied, although it seems difficult to find a space because the Moon has a fairly full agenda and the Sun has reported that it works 365 days a year without vacations, long weekends or its own affairs.
From Camino de Santiago RTV we will continue to monitor the negotiations.
